These Hands Can’t Draw For *YAY*

Oooooooooo-kay, so…

Get this done right quick so I can get a cup of coffee and start my Friday.

So…

Ican’tdraw.

Like, okay… that’s not precisely true; I have done some stuff that I have on my deviantART page but it’s hardly what I’d call good.  On the scale of artists, I rank myself about a 27 on a 1 to 100 measure.

I’m still kicking around the idea of learning how (>.> I DON’T HAVE TIME AS IT IS TO DO EVERYTHING I WANT TO), taking a class ($$$), or just… practicing.

Over and over.

Repeatedly.

Ctrl+Z’ing everything I do because it doesn’t look right.

I’ve heard that Tumblr with art get more attention.  So, believe me, y’all, it’s not of a lack of desire.

I just can’t draw well.

cocho388:

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Why.

Why do I enjoy this.

Why do I enjoy seeing you flung into a deathtrap.

Why do I enjoy knowing that you are being chased by self-aware machines that, through no fault of their own, are trying to kill you.

Seriously, Cocho, WHY?!?

LIKE SERIOUSLY THERE IS SOMETHING MESSED UP WITH ME LAUGHING AT THIS.

… you do make the cutest angry faces, though, I will say that much.

… and you know what, so what if there’s something wrong with me. 

Proposing Peace, Softly

Toy Chica and Fluttershy left the room, the door closing behind the pair.  The light ended right after crossing the threshold into the hallway.

Fluttershy eeped as her eyes fought to adjust to the darkness.  Chica activated her eye-lights and illuminated the hallway in front of her.

“Stay close, Fluttershy… if what Whimper said is true, then Big Sis might not be as open to speaking with you right away.”

“O-okay.”

The beams of light that Toy Chica aimed down revealed the nature of the hallway; covered with the decorative accents of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria.

“So… Chica, who are the other members of your family aside from your sister?”

“Well, I kind of think of everybody here as one big family. There’s Mangle, Balloon Boy, Bonnie, and Freddy.  They’re the best family I could ask for!”

“I have a brother… he has his moments.”

“What’s he like?”

“Well… he was a little “flighty” growing up, couldn’t really stick with anything for very long.  It took my friend Rainbow Dash to help get some sense into him, and he finally finished something and turned into a hairdresser.  What about yours?”

“Well, Mangle is playful and likes to pull off pranks from time to time.  Balloon Boy is so sweet and playful, although that Shadow he hangs out with from time to time gives me the creeps…””

What are you doing out here?”

Fluttershy turned as Toy Chica focused on the direction of the sound, her eye lights shining onto the form of her Big Sis.

“Ohh… well, I wanted to show you my new friend!”

Fluttershy gave a polite bow to Chica, flapping a wing toward the animatronic chicken.

What… the hell… is… Sis, I’m all for a good joke but now is not the time.”

“I know it seems weird… but I am real.  I’m Fluttershy.”

Chica blinked a couple of times.  “Sis, it just… talked.”

Yes.  She’s real!  We’re best friends!”

The elder chicken groaned.  “Well, that’s wonderful.  Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s, now… I’m looking for a certain human… named Whimper.  Have you seen him?”

Fluttershy looked to Toy Chica, hoping to impart the non-verbal message of keeping Whimper’s location a secret.

“I have… but I think you’re wrong about him, sis.”

He’s a tourist, sis.  Not the Night Guard, not a maintenance worker; just some random idiot who walked into here and decided to mess around with Mangle!  And we need to deal with him.  You know the rules!”

Sis, please…

Fluttershy stepped forward.  “Uhh, Miss Chica?  Whimper, he’s hurt… and–”

Good!  That’ll make it easier to find him!”

“What precisely did he do wrong, Miss Chica?” 

The larger animatronic chicken stopped to look at Fluttershy like she was stupid.

You… really aren’t from here, are you?”

No.  I’m from… a different land.”

I see.”

I… we wanted to get the First Aid kit for Whimper, so we could help fix him.”

Chica scoffed.  “You do understand what I’m going to do to him once I find him?”

Yes, and I… don’t want you to do that.  Maybe you could… talk to him?”

One of Chica’s leg servos gave out a resigned whine.

I guess we could try it… so, you need the First Aid Kit?  Follow me.”

SCARY MOMENT

So, just finished my last post and was confused when it didn’t pop up right at the forefront of the Tumblr timeline.

Then, for a brief moment, I freaked out.  Was convinced that I had just done all that work and that Tumblr ate it!

I simply forgot to change the dropdown from “Save Draft” to “Post”.

… I could feel the blood draining from my face when that happened.

Was not a feeling I want to repeat again any time soon.

The Respite of Cute

The last five minutes seemed to be the longest in my life.  Even meeting Fluttershy in the vent was easily capped by needing to run like a man possessed from Chica and the rest of the animatronics gang.

It’s only now that I realize how much the quick climb and jumping out of the air duct has taken its toll on me.  My likely-broken left arm is now throbbing in pain, the hole that Mangle bit through in my right hand is oxidizing like mad and stings, and I’m exhausted.

I find a nearby chair and flop into it.

And all the pain in the world is nothing compared to seeing Toy Chica approach Fluttershy as a smile that gets impossibly wide without being creepy to the shy pegasus form on her mouth.

Are you really real, like for reals real?”

“Umm… yes.”

You are so… awesome!”

“Thank you.”

“What’s your name?”

I swear it was just like it happened as I thought it would.

I’m, umm… fluttershy…”

“What… oh, I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to make you nervous.  I’ll… step back a little.”

“It’s okay, I… no, I am a strong and confident pony.  My name is Fluttershy.  What’s yours?”

“I’m Chica, although everybody calls me Toy Chica.  I’ve got the best big sis in the world and the greatest friends here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria!”

Fluttershy lights up.  “There’s a bear here?  I have a bear friend back home.”

Well, while this cute-off is going down, I get a better look of the room.

Seems that Toy Chica was the only animatronic in here… that I can see.

This is so much better than… my… I can’t even process how awesome this is!  A real life true to word pony!”

“You’re also very pretty and sweet looking.  My friends back home would really like you!”

Hugs are exchanged.

Great… now I’ll have to break your heart in a few minutes.  I think I’ll hold off on that–besides, it would traumatize Fluttershy to see this new cute thing that’s doling affection all over her bloodily kill another.

Oh, hello pain.  Yes, I forgot to make an appointment but I’m sure you’ve got an opening for me.

Both Chica and Fluttershy turn my way, concerned at the noise.

Are you okay?”

Just peachy, Chica… I mean, your sister probably broke my arm and Mangle bit my hand, but I’m great!

Of course, if I had just said that, the environment in the room would have changed radically and not in a way that I would have liked for it to.

Is there anything like a first aid kit in here, Chica?

There’s one in the break room. But, you’re not an employee so you can’t go in there.”

Right now not going anywhere is preferable.  At least until I can poke my head out without it being removed from the rest of my body.

I look to Fluttershy.  She’s the closest thing I can figure to a medic, given how she cares for animals.  Then I see that she doesn’t have her saddlebags.  Guess I’ll have to be in pain for a while, until it’s clear for anybody to go out without rising suspicion that something’s off.

Chica… let me ask you something, totally hypothetical.  Suppose that… Mangle and your sis decided I wasn’t a good person and wanted to get Springtrap involved in…

My gaze shifts to the yellow pegasus.  Have to choose my words carefully now…

Giving me a very close inspection of how Springtrap works.

But… you’re not a bad person, you brought Fluttershy here!  I should go and talk to Big Sis, she’ll underst–”

NO! I mean… not yet, we’re just playing pretend right now.

Why don’t you want me to talk to Big Sis?”

“Hang on, Chica… Whimper’s scared and hurt.”

“But… Big Sis could help him.”

Were she not fixed on ripping me in two, I think she might be so inclined.

“I could go… see if I could find what Chica looks like.”

My heart melted.  In a blind rage, with both Freddy and Bonnie awake and roaming, looking for me?

I know you’re scared, Whimper… let me be brave and see if I can talk to them.  Besides, I have the stare.”

I believe you, Fluttershy–even though this danger is likelier far greater than you’ve faced before.

“She’s just like me, Fluttershy, only a bit bigger.  I should go with you to find her.”

I was in no shape to fight with either of them.  One because she could paralyze me with a glance, the other because if pressed wrong she could end my life.

Just… be careful.  And don’t tell Big Sis I’m in here if she seems upset.

Alright, Whimper.  We’ll be back.  Come on, Fluttershy!  Let’s go meet the family!”

Thought of the Day

In my last update, we had Fluttershy meet Toy Chica, or Toy Chica meet Fluttershy, whichever way you want to slice it.

Now I really want to see that.

The sheer adorableness of that scene must be captured in a picture.

Even considering commissioning an artist to draw it.

I’ll have an update post tonight when I get home from work.

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Soo tonight I threw my work sweater and gloves on the break room table and–

I think my glove is trying to tell me something. 😛

Teach me thine secrets, oh talented one.  (Is it seriously already that cold out there?)

An Escape In Yellow

Fluttershy blinked at me.

I blinked back.

Nothing about any of this now makes any manner of sense.  So, I say the thing that comes first to mind.

I’m really glad you’re not Springtrap.

“Really glad I’m not who?”

Guess that answers my question; she doesn’t know what she’s doing here either.  Although, I think she doesn’t even know how she got here.

So… not to put too fine of a point on it, but what are you doing here?

“Umm, well… I don’t know, I was just walking over to Twilight’s house and ended up in this… metal thing.  Is there a way out?”

There probably is, Fluttershy, but I wouldn’t advise it.  There are some… machines down there that are looking to kill me.

“Oh, my.”

That’s the understatement of the year.  We need to get moving, try to find a safe place to hide for a while until they give up the hunt.

Why are they… hunting you?”

They’re malfunctioning, I think… or they just don’t like me.

As if to emphasize the point, I hear Chica punch through a wall… right below us.

Move, Fluttershy, and do it quickly.

What was that?”

A very angry chicken.  I’ll explain later, but for now, we need to move and quickly and quietly.

Where are you, Whimper?  I’ll rip your face off before I throw you to Springtrap!”

And, yep, she’s still pissed.

What’s your name?”

As much as I hate it, Mangle was pretty spot on.  Call me Whimper, Fluttershy, because I’m scared and I want to leave this place and I don’t know how to get out.

Okay, Whimper.  That’s a funny name.”

Oh, Fluttershy… only in the face of mortal danger can you laugh at something like that.  As much as I don’t understand why you’re here, I’m glad for it.  But now my problems are two-fold: I need to escape from this cursed place and get her back to Ponyville.  First thing, I think I can pull off.  Second?  Haven’t the first idea.

The next two minutes are the most harrowing of this entire time here; don’t know who it was, but one of them got into the vent system further back from where we were and started banging back and forth on the walls.  I’d factor Mangle for it given her flexibility and size.  The noise was unbearable, both me and Fluttershy whining with each painful metallic CLANG from the animatronic looking to end me and stuff me in a metal suit,  Or maybe they wouldn’t even do that now… maybe Chica would just break me in half.

Fluttershy comes up short as she looks down through a grate where there appears to be a lot of light. 

I think I found an exit.

Nowhere in this place should be this well lit.  Something’s wrong.  Fluttershy, walk over it, I need to see where we’re going into.

Okay.”

I look down through the air vent’s grate, spotting what looks like a larger room.  Could be one of the party rooms.  We need to get out of this vent.

Alright.  Be careful, Whimper.”

That’s the first time this name has been used in any manner of care or concern.  This is going to make noise no matter what I do…

The grate clatters onto the floor and I look down and around.  The doors are closed and I exhale a huge sigh of relief.

What are you doing in there?”

Well, they’re not… leaping on me to attack and kill me, so it’s a good start.

What do you see?”

I think… it’s the not angry chicken, I answer Fluttershy.

I should go get my big sis; you don’t belong up…”

No, Chica… please, just… we need to get down.  And we need to talk.

We?”

Oh… I have a friend.  It’s not Night Guard, it’s… a pony.

A pony?  Up in there?” Her eyes swivel to the ceiling as I lower myself into the room, landing with a thud.  Fluttershy pokes her head out a second later.

Umm, hello.”

“Oh.  My.  *GOSH!*”

One crisis solved.  Another one created.